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maxine-fucking-minx Ā· 4 months ago
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慤慤 慤 MARINA'S BED EVOLUTION
( STATION 19 S2-S7 )
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xxlady-lunaxx Ā· 5 months ago
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(DOMESTIC) SANEGIYUU HEADCANONS
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Sanemi is ALWAYS the one cooking
Iā€™m sorry but I can only see Giyuu fucking up scrambled eggs or something. Sanemi cooks (or bakes) like a professional
Giyuu having a bedhead (heā€™s adorable) and Sanemi waking him up by either:
throwing a pillow on his face
running his hands through his hair and a ā€œgood morning, shitheadā€
One or the other, no in betweens
Sanemi usually does the chores like laundry, cooking, etc (malewife<33)
Giyuu can do things if given clear instructions tho
Hmm showering together just as a habit
If either of them were mad at the other (or they js fought) before bed, theyā€™ll probably distance themself on the futon
When they wake up theyā€™re always cuddling though
ouugh yes they share a bed
(it was so awkward at first like ā€œokā€¦ iā€™ll have this sideā€ but then they got comfy and steal each otherā€™s pillows (so romantic smh))
Sanemi definitely holds a longer grudge
Giyuu gets upset if he gets ignore too long, though, and Sanemi eventually caves
Why do I feel like Sanemi would just take pictures or videos of Giyuu randomly
When heā€™s asleep, when heā€™s just woken up, when heā€™s eating, doesnā€™t matter
Because Sanemiā€™s in charge of meals usually, Giyuu only gets salmon daikon once a week (which is already a lot as is, but he begs Sanemi for it soā€¦)
Sanemi used to braid/put up his siblings hair a lot and when the two are cuddling, sometimes he makes little braids in Giyuuā€™s hair, or pulls it up in a high ponytail (often Giyuu wakes up with braids and his hair gets a lil wavy when he takes it out later)
Giyuuā€™s the baby in the relationship you cant change my mind. Heā€™s the little spoon; heā€™s being carried because heā€™s tired; heā€™s given breakfast in bed.
Sanemi honestly doesnā€™t mind (heā€™s used to this) but likes teasing Giyuu about it
Giyuu has a bow of Tsutakoā€™s (he stole a spare) and wears it to formal places always. (job interview? bow. prom? bow. work? bow.)
Sometimes Giyuu helps Sanemi hang up the laundry but they somehow end up hugging always (Giyuu goes on the other side of the clothing line and ThEIr lEgS juST mOVed By THemSElf)
On weekends, when thereā€™s nothing to do, Sanemi will just scroll through his phone and Giyuu watching TV
Giyuu can NEVER not fall asleep during a movie though. depends on the day but heā€™ll either fall asleep 20 mins in or half way through
Sanemi doesnā€™t really watch movies and just slowly turns down the volume then off to not startle him awake
I can see Sanemi just volunteering to babysit for their friends (for free<3) and just having a box full of childrenā€™s toys for when they come over
Giyuu once overfed a baby to near sickness (ā€œI thought her grabby hands were for more :(ā€œ - ā€œYOU IDIOT, SHE WAS TRYING TO PUSH AWAY THE BOTTLE!!ā€) and was thereafter forbidden to care for the children (unless they were older than, like, 12)
After a stressful day at work, Giyuu likes flopping down on the couch and having Sanemi run his hands through his hair and hum a bit, maybe small talk
I think Giyuu is actually an open book and horrible at hiding his emotions (like canonically as a child he was like that, only the deaths changed him sooo) whilst Sanemi is better at hiding things
But like after years of living with Sanemi/js being with him, Giyuu has been able to see small telltales
When heā€™s lying, Sanemiā€™s eyes flick every so slightly away (so subtly that only a few have caught it before), when heā€™s upset, heā€™s a little clingier or his voice is calmer (though many people interpret it as tiredness), when heā€™s angry but trying to stay calm heā€™ll probably have a lot of clenched fists (his hand opening and closing x100) but behind his back haha
Why can I see them both as dry texters tho.
Giyuu tries to sound more upbeat by adding emojis/emoticons but overall itā€™s basically just ā€œOk šŸ˜šŸ‘ā¤ļøšŸ˜‹šŸ˜šāœØšŸŽ†šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠšŸŽšŸ©šŸ”„ā€ // šŸ˜­ yeah he doesnā€™t have a lot of people to textā€¦
I can also see Sanemi being a little old fashioned in a way, idkā€¦ He knows perfectly fine how to use a phone and shit but for some time mostly sent letters (except for casual/small talk ofc)
ok thatā€™s it i canā€™t think of anything else anymore!!
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brainrotcharacters Ā· 3 months ago
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LOGAN GET UP??? WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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kkochang Ā· 6 months ago
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I just now for a fact that klance hold each other like there's no tomorrow in their sleep.
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flyingwargle Ā· 2 months ago
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something is on keiji's mind and bokuto can't figure out what.
it isn't about volleyball because keiji already gave him critiques about his performance after the kurowashiki over alcohol and tissues. it isn't about work because keiji was assigned an intern that's helped lessen his workload significantly. it isn't about them either, or at least bokuto doesn't think so, not when they wake up and fall asleep together, he surprises keiji with treats at work, and they go for dinners, movies, dates, all with smiles, laughs, and kisses.
no, this is something else.
it isn't obvious, but bokuto knows keiji well enough to notice, like how his eyes get a faraway glint from time to time, how his frown would quirk into a subtle smile out of nowhere, how he'd chuckle to himself without explaining the joke to bokuto.
unless the joke is...him?
no, no. keiji would tell him, bokuto thinks. it might be the off-season, but he still goes on daily runs and works out five days a week. he does need a haircut, though. maybe that's what he's thinking about.
"your hair looks fine," keiji tells him one evening while they cuddle on the couch. "didn't you get it cut at the end of the season?"
he's right. but then again, when isn't he? bokuto smushes his cheek against him with an incomprehensible mutter as they turn their attention back to the show.
it stops for a while, or perhaps becomes less noticeable, until one afternoon on a sunday, a stay-home-and-do-chores day. their laundry air dries on the balcony, the fridge is fully stocked after a grocery run, and the floor is freshly swept and mopped. bokuto lies on the couch to volley to himself, keiji at his desk with his personal laptop. from his angle, he can't see what's on his screen, but judging by the on-and-off spurts of typing, he's probably browsing online.
bokuto doesn't need to see him to know that something is on his mind. he hears the chair creak every time he leans back. he hears him type frantically for a minute, then stop, then start again. he hears him sigh, scratch his head, move his arms.
catching the volleyball, he sits up and leans over until he has a better view of keiji's screen, seeing the bane of his existence - microsoft word.
"keiji, what are you- gah!"
he falls over, having leaned too far. keiji spins around, stares at him sprawled on the floor, moves toward him in an instant. "are you okay?"
"yeah! are you?"
"huh?"
bokuto straightens up, ignoring the way his tailbone feels after landing on it. "is there something on your mind? you can tell me if something's bothering you! or if i'm bothering you! i know you got mad when i forgot to do the laundry for a week straight, but i haven't forgotten ever since-"
"kou, slow down. i don't know what you're talking about."
"gah, i knew it! you are mad at me!"
keiji reaches over to touch his hand. "calm down, kou. first: i'm not mad at you. yes, i was annoyed you forgot about the laundry, but it was for your own sake. you wouldn't have had anything to wear to kozume's birthday otherwise." that is true. had keiji not done the laundry for him, he would've worn his practice gear instead of something nice.
"second," keiji continues, "i don't have anything on my mind. i know i often overthink, but lately, all is well. you're home with me, work is manageable, and we spend time together. i'm quite satisfied with that."
"really?"
"really."
bokuto straightens, eyes flickering toward the laptop that's gone into sleep mode. "but you sometimes get this look like you're thinking hard about something, or you laugh to yourself and don't tell me what's funny. so i thought..."
"i do what?"
"like, like last week at dinner, we were talking, yeah? and then you stopped and started thinking really deeply about something, and when i asked you about it, you said it was nothing. it wasn't nothing though, right?"
keiji stares at him like he's lost his mind, and maybe he has. bokuto, about to apologize, is cut off by the softest of giggles, his boyfriend's face contorted in amusement and oh, isn't it the most precious expression that he can ever make.
"oh, kou. i had no idea you noticed."
"notice what?"
"all those...things that i do when i'm thinking." keiji smiles at him, eyes soft behind his glasses. "i didn't think to tell you because i didn't think it was a big deal, but because of all the free time i have, i started writing again."
"oh." it takes bokuto a moment for his mind to catch up. "oh! so you were just-"
"thinking about what happens next, yes. a colleague sent me a post for a magazine with open submissions, so i've been working on a story to submit."
bokuto beams. "that's so cool! you're going to be a published writer!"
"only if it gets accepted. my submissions haven't been successful, unfortunately."
"that doesn't matter! what matters is that you're super smart and talented! you'll get published for sure!"
keiji laughs again, the same soft sound that makes bokuto fall in love, over and over again. "i appreciate the confidence."
"i can help you read it, too! well-" his enthusiasm plummets, replaced with a self-conscious mumble. "i might not be the best choice. i'm not very smart so i probably won't be very helpful."
"don't say that. i always appreciate your input, no matter what it is." keiji cups his cheek, leaning forward to kiss him. "when i finish, you'll be the first to read it."
they move back to their original spots, bokuto resuming his volleying. he almost didn't hear keiji say, "i'm surprised you were able to tell i was thinking based on what i did. is it that obvious?"
bokuto catches his volleyball and gives him an owlish blink. "why wouldn't i notice? you're my boyfriend." although he doesn't know what about that makes keiji laugh, he laughs along, hears the reason why in their shared laughter - it's because of their love that they care, notice, and share.
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reignmaefall Ā· 6 months ago
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The marvel brainrot is brainrotting. And I ain't just talkin avengers, mcu. I'm talking x-men, spider-man comics, fantastic four I am DEEP in this and I will never crawl out. I love it here (it's sad and happy and sad and happy and sad and beautiful and sad and happy)
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starofhisheart Ā· 1 year ago
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I just saw these photos and I am going feral and eating the walls
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tokillamockingbird427 Ā· 1 year ago
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If Keegan were to adopt one of Rileys puppies, I think he would name it something like Banshee or Phantom to match Ghostface
{He'd also go for one of the blue-eyed ones}
Or hear me out; He'd continue the trend of naming them after slashers. Ghostface from Scream. Jigsaw from Saw. Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th. Bubba/Leatherface from Texas chainsaw massacre. And it wouldn't be just dogs either, I can see Keegan owning different pets, like a cat, different kinds of reptiles, maybe a few small mammals like rats. And Ajax owns them too, obviously, but he adores Keegan so he always gets to name them. (Ajax also sucks at coming up with names.)
(He would absolutely go for one with blue eyes, they gotta match their mama.)
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cowboy-robooty Ā· 1 year ago
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no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way
#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true#yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT#im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe#me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga#and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita)#i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time.#like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era#but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent#like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit#they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.'#ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT#its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit#instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time#its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life#i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me#i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit?#i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant#because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday#its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros#ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition#itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros#and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay#idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager#content#robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me#robooty kun
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wibble-wobbegong Ā· 2 years ago
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s5 is gonna end with a montage if mike and will setting up in their new apartment together with clips of will sliding across the new floor on his socks and falling over, mike being physically incapable of opening a box without scissors, them arguing about where to put willā€™s framed painting, will making dinner while mike watches him from his spot on top of the counter like a lovesick idiot, dancing together in their ā€˜living roomā€™ to some gay ass love song, and also they get to be Super comfy in bed and mike kisses willā€™s forehead
this is an official message from the duffer brothers šŸ‘
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auroramoon-draws16 Ā· 2 years ago
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Desmond Miles
But he has 2 guard dog boyfriends
Is my favorite thing that I donā€™t see enough
(Cough cough Delsin and Alex cough)
Imagine he gets kidnapped (again) tho
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britcision Ā· 2 years ago
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ALRIGHT FRIENDS IT IS STILL WIP WEDNESDAY SOMEWHERE SO HEREā€™S WHAT WE GOT:
FLUFF
There ainā€™t a lot but thatā€™s because you also got the whole new chapter today so I think weā€™re all happy really šŸ˜‰
ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”-
Thinking Shit Through Is Not A Halfa Trait
Jason hadnā€™t really expected to get through the night without at least a pissy phone call from B to ignore, but hell. It was the next day, mid afternoon, and so far so good.
Someone must have distracted the old bat. Heā€™d have to find out which sibling to thank. Scrubbing a hand across his face, he stifled a yawn and headed for kitchen.
There was surprisingly little left of the detritus from their snack run; two halfas could apparently eat to beat a bear. Jason swiped most of the trash into the garbage can and glanced around.
He didnā€™t exactly keep most of his safe houses stocked with edibles, especially not anything that might go off in between uses. Heā€™d seen more than enough of Dickā€™s fridge to know better.
But Danny had stayed over, and would probably be up soon, and again: eat to beat a bear. They could order take out. It was justā€¦
Jason felt fucking good. Mellow, relaxed in a way he could barely remember ever having felt before. And when he felt good, he liked to cook.
He could also order groceries in.
Humming softly to himself, he reached for his Red Hood phone and tapped in some instructions. Nothing super fancy, but maybe he wanted to flex a little.
Was it weird to use his criminal empire to get groceries? Maybe, but at least he fucking paid his guys. Theyā€™d be over soon too, and he trusted them to get him what he needed.
Glancing around the safe house, he figured he might as well clean up a little.
Heā€™d carried Danny to the bed last night after theyā€™d both fallen asleep on the couch. Who knew constant nightmares were good for something?
Waking up with someone else there had given him something to latch onto. By the time he could catch his breath heā€™d already settled into Dannyā€™s presence, knew where he was.
Seemed like just returning the favour to unscrunch Danny and give him somewhere a little better to sleep.
Heā€™d given in to the sweatpants around when they switched from games to movies, and Danny had borrowed an old sweater to get out of his dress shirt.
Jason had a couple of Timā€™s and Cassā€™s sweaters thatā€™d be close to Dannyā€™s size, but who wanted a tight fitting sweater?
That was definitely the only reason Jason had grabbed one of his. It was big, loose, and comfortable, the fabric soft and thin.
It had fucking drowned Danny, who had lost his shit giggling and promptly flopped the sleeves down over his hands to slap Jason with. Any bad jokes for the rest of the night ended in a variant of ā€œslippity slap, donā€™t talk crapā€.
Danny had snuggled right down into it in his sleep, the hood pulled all the way over his head to hide from the light, and heā€™d whined a bit when Jason lifted him.
Tough titties, sleepy king, because sleeping on the couch led to cricked necks and aching backs, and Jason needed something to take care of after that nightmare.
He wouldnā€™t have hated it if Danny did wake up, but at least one of them slept like the dead. Guy snuggled right down into the bed too, wrapping himself into an immediate blanket burrito.
He also weighed about as much as a wet baby kitten, which Jason would tease him about if he hadnā€™t been lifted just as easily and flown away with.
The couch was way better when he could stretch himself out across the whole thing, and had robbed a couple of pillows. He hadnā€™t even had another nightmare.
But theyā€™d left fancy clothing all over the place, and Jason had no idea what Dannyā€™d wear to head home. There were spare clothes, but he probably needed to keep the suit.
Jason made his way through the sitting room gathering and sorting the suits, each over a side of the couch. Jacket, pants, shirts, tiesā€¦
A little imp of mischief took him and he switched the ties again. Not like it fucking mattered which one they each took home, and if Danny cared he could ask.
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ozlices Ā· 6 months ago
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we've finished killing eve just now (and by finished i mean only watched to the end of s3 bc everyone said it's the good ending and i cant be burned by another media esp when it comes to harming the gays)
singlehandedly made me understand enemies to lovers appeal after never rly getting it all this time iconic beautiful gay rights & wrongs be gay do crime
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rationalnerd62 Ā· 2 years ago
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Gonna go to sleep while thinking about this old interview with Simon Barry, where he mentioned wishing for five to seven seasons of Warrior Nun.
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I'll dream about 24 to 50 more episodes of badass nuns fighting demons, with Avatrice at the center of the show, Ava and Beatrice both going through hell and heaven but still getting the time and development queer couples rarely get offered on screen.
I know that we're talking about Netflix, and with the current state of wlw in TV shows getting my hopes up will surely lead to disappointment.
And still. Wouldn't that be a nice dream.
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dreamlandcreations Ā· 11 months ago
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not to be boring but I like when evil charactersā€¦. well not become ā€œredeemed,ā€ more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.
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lieblxng Ā· 1 year ago
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@strebcr | Moved
Streber chuckled at all the little kisses he was getting, and returning a few in full! After being stuck in the rain all day this was a nice suprise to come home too. "Ya know I'm still wet, right? I'm happy to see you too, it's always nice to see my favorite dork in the world!" Streber said as he put his coat on the rack to dry. "How was your day? I hope you at least avoided the rain." Streber at the moment looked like a small soaking wet pomeranian of a person!
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[ While it was giving its barrage of kisses, it was also surprised to get some back, which only made it laugh more. ] ā€œHaha, you think I care?ā€ [ It enjoyed being in the rain anyway, so it didnā€™t bother it as much as people would suspect. And now that he was out of his coat, Ethan could scoop him up with ease and give him a tight hug. ] ā€œMiss you a lot! I spent my day off writinā€™ some lyrics alongside the ratties. Youā€™d be shocked at the wisdom they offer up on a daily basis.ā€ [ it joked around, though did at times find its rats to be an inspiration, both emotionally and artistically. And it totally went to go run in the rain for like, half an hour, but shh, Streber didnā€™t need to know that! ] ā€œAnyway, how was yours, baby?ā€
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